Putting a smile on the newly wed couples face or giving them a laugh can be extremely rewarding, and using some of the funny wedding card messages we’ve provided below, either directly or as a basis for your own message, will help to make the day extra special.
Warning! If you’re unsure if something funny or amusing is suitable for the couple you’re sending your card to, don’t risk it. The last thing you want is them reacting badly or thinking it inappropriate.
All weddings are happy. It’s living together afterwards that’s difficult!
Being married is like any other job; it helps if you like your boss!
Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you’ll fall forever.
Marriage doesn’t mean you own the person (just all their stuff).
Keep calm and don’t do it!
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
You will have moments when you really love each other, then there will be the rest of the time.
Marriage is a sort of friendship recognised by the police.
They say that marriage is a great institution.
And much like many types of institutions, you need to be crazy to get into it.
Some people marry for love.
Some people marry for money.
Some people just like getting gravy boats and other useless pieces of china.
Before you got married, you were madly in love with each other. Now you will’be be mad at each other as well.
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
Some future advice for the Groom: the most effective way to remember your wedding anniversary is to forget it… once!
Marriage is the process of finding out what form of person your spouse would have really preferred.
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