Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car.
When you meet the right woman she will sink into your arms, then your arms in her sink.
My wife told me we have to separate, the whites from the darks.
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
Everyone is born equal in life, until they get married.
No, please don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them.
Marriage is a wonderful institution… but who wants to live in an institution?
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
My wife told me the other day that I don’t take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad.