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Giving a mother of bride speech can be a daunting task. You want it to express exactly how you are feeling about your daughters big day, but sometimes finding the right words can be difficult. When you combine that with nerves of public speaking and how it will go down with the other guests then it’s no wonder mother’s end up as stressed over this one speech as much as the bride does on her wedding day!

So having a way to relieve some of that pressure would be great, right? Luckily there is a way. In fact you can get somebody else to do most of the tough work for you! They will remove all the anxieties you may have – be it speaking in front an audience, being either funny or heartfelt, and just getting that perfectly written mother of the bride speech to do your daughter (and son-in-law) proud.

The Mother of the Bride Speeches package will guarantee that your speech is a hit. It will give you all the tools you need to construct and write the perfect mother of the bride speech. Or, if you feel like you don’t have the confidence in your own words or are still struggling, try one of the 20 professionally prewritten speeches. Either use them as they are or edit and change them to your own words.
I understand that giving any speech can be nerve-wracking, but on your daughter’s wedding day those fears will be amplified. So the Mother of the Bride Speeches package is assured to help you feel positive and relaxed with the speech you’re going to deliver.

More Benefits of Mother of the Bride Speeches Package

  • Full access to 20 professionally written Mother of the Bride speeches, giving you the option to pick and choose the best parts to make your own unique speech.
  • Many outstanding and entertaining toasts that you can use in your wedding speech!
  • Be completely prepared with what to say, no matter the situation. Whether you need humor, substance or emotion, it’s all here! Leave nothing to chance!
  • Impress the bridal party and everyone else with a heartfelt, meaningful speech that is the highlight of the reception and that they will fondly remember forever.
  • Prevent yourself looking bad. These time-tested words will always make you look good.
  • Discover how to overcome any public speaking fears that you may have, leaving you free to deliver a smooth and assured speech.
  • Get to know the etiquette that goes with being the Mother of the Bride, so that you come across as well-informed on the entire wedding process and as an experienced speaker.
  • Save time whilst enjoying the speech writing process by knowing the absolute best way to put your speech together and get the result that you are after.

If you’re still not convinced here’s just one of many success stories from this month alone!

Success Story #2 Sent in by Mother of the Bride, Deborah Vinson (Canada)

“I would recommend WeddingSpeech4U to my family & friends, because it gave me the confidence and ideas I needed to write a thoughtful and meaningful speech. “

My name is Deborah Vinson, and I wanted to take this opportunity to thank you for helping me write a memorable speech for my daughter Amanda’s wedding. I would recommend WeddingSpeech4U to my family & friends, because it gave me the confidence and ideas I needed to write a thoughtful and meaningful speech.

I found WeddingSpeech4U to be beneficial because not only can I use this for speeches, but it also has many other useful purposes. It contains quotes, poems, jokes etc. that I can incorporate into my scrapbooking and memory preservation.

The most useful aspect of WedingSpeech4U is how it helped me put the elements of a proper speech in order. WeddingSpeech4U eliminates the guesswork and worry that’s involved in preparing a speech, and allows the confidence and sincerity to shine through.

Deborah Vinson
Ontario, Canada

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If you’re nervous about delivering the maid of honor speech then you are definitely not alone. The speaking in front of a crowd, wondering whether what you say will be funny or heartfelt enough, is it all going to fall flat. It’s terrifying! You just want it to go well and not embarrass yourself, but mainly you don’t want to let the bride down. After all she has entrusted you with being Maid of Honor on her special day.

Thankfully there is a way you can guarantee that everything will go smoothly. In fact you can take all the pressure off by getting somebody else to do all the hard work for you! None of the anxiety of speaking in front of an audience, not having to try and think up some clever jokes, just a well-written and ideal maid of honor speech for you.

Maid of Honor Speeches: Your Complete ‘How to’ Guide can provide you with everything you need to get not just the perfect maid of honor speech, but to be the best maid of honor you can. Not only does the guide provide all the techniques you need for writing your own speech – there are also tons of inspiring samples, which you can cut and paste to match your needs perfectly! I understand how terrifying it can be to speak publicly, the content of the speech, the lack of jokes.. everything! But the Maid of Honor Speeches ‘How to’ Guide will help you to feel confident with the speech you’re about to deliver. If you need more convincing:

What help do you need with your Maid of Honor speech?

  • Do you want to commemorate your best friend’s wedding with sincerity and style?
  • Do you want professional tips for avoiding nerves and delivering your speech with flair?
  • Would you like advice from a pro to help write your speech?
  • Do you need 20 awesome sample speeches and over 100 fantastic toasts to get your speech written in the shortest possible time?
  • Are you looking for hilarious jokes and one-liners?
  • Perhaps you just want to look as good as you can on the big day and avoid any chance of embarrassment?

All of that and you’ll be able to modify the speeches in any way you want. There’s no rules meaning you have to stick to what has been written – change parts you’re not keen on, re-arrange the order – it’s totally up to you. It’s all incredibly simple and easy to follow, the tips and advice are thorough and cover everything you could need and the maid of honor speech examples all come professionally laid out, designed making it simple to read whilst covering everything you will need to give the perfect maid of honor speech.

And all this with a 100% guarantee! If you aren’t satisfied and feel like it doesn’t meet what you were looking for then you can get a full refund! Satisfaction is guaranteed.

If you don’t believe me, here’s just one success story from this month alone!

Success Story #8: Erica Gilefsky

“My speech was great! I had all the guests in laughter and tears.”

My speech was great! I had all the guests in laughter and tears. Unfortunately, I do not have a picture of me giving my speech. I have attached a picture of me and the bride. I was her maid of honor. If you need anything else let me know. But I cant thank you enough and tell you how
much the book helped. It gave me the jumpstart I needed it. I was having writer’s block for a while.

Thanks again,

Erica Gilefsky
Massachusetts, U.S.A

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religious wedding wishes and messages

If the card you are sending is for a religious couple or what will be a religious wedding, then including a religious wedding message would be appropriate. Religious wedding wishes or messages are likely to mention God or can even quote scripture and prayers. Make sure before writing your message that you know the religion of the couple, assuming they are both of the same religion, and also how strongly held their beliefs are. If they aren’t practicing or don’t worship frequently then you may want to reconsider a religious message.

Remember, if you’re unsure or worried about causing any offense then the best idea would be to choose a more general wedding message that can still represent your feelings but without making the happy couple uncomfortable.

Remember to forgive each other just as God has forgiven you and you will hold the humility that it takes to love each other with grace.

Remember the promises you made today and keep God the center of your relationship

When two are married, God becomes the bond between them. Let no man separate what God has joined.

Love God first and it will be easier to love your spouse second. Your marriage will be strong because the two of you are strong in your faith

‘God has poured out His love into our hearts.’ – Romans 5:5

Congratulations on this beautiful and lovely occasion! May the Good Lord give you a wonderful life together!

As you unite today in marriage as Christians, I wish you both an eternity of love and happiness together. I pray Jesus shine his light upon you

‘Love is patient. Love is kind… Love never fails.’ – 1 Corinthians 13:4-13

You are a beautiful couple and will be a blessing to each other! May God look upon you kindly

May God bless your marriage together with lots of love and joy.

Congratulations on your nuptials. May God bless you with His Love, His Wisdom, and His Guidance.

Wishing you all the best as you begin your new lives together. God has so many more wonderful things in store for your future together.

Mazel Tov on your marriage!

(For a Hindu wedding) Aap dono ko vivaah ke avasar ki badhaayiaan!

(For a Hindu wedding) Shadi Mubarak!

May God grant you all of life’s blessings and love’s joys

As Christians we know that we are sinners and that still God loved us. Keep this fact in mind in your marriage to help you stay humble and love unconditionally

Marriage is about trusting, sacrificing, and forgiving. Jesus is the ultimate role model for how to behave in your marriage

The Bible says, ‘two are able to defend themselves.’ Just don’t forget that you are on the same team, and now one will be able to conquer you. Together you will be strong against evil

God bless you both on this day with a lifetime of shared love and joy

Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding

May love be always at the center of your soul, for it is the Good Lord’s greatest gift. Best wishes for a long and happy life together. Congratulations

funny wedding quotes

A good addition to a wedding or anniversary card is a funny quote or one liner. They can put a smile on the recipients face and make something formal seem much less so. So use these funny wedding quotes in your card to friends, family, wife or husband and see them laugh until they cry.

Funny Marriage Quotes


Being married is like having a best friend who doesn’t remember anything you say.


In life we should always keep our eyes wide open. However, after marriage it‘s better to close them at times!

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
~Helen Rowland

Everyone is born equal in life, until they get married.
~Anonymous

No, please don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids, eat them.
~Homer Simpson

Marriage is a wonderful institution… but who wants to live in an institution?
~Groucho Marx

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
~Benjamin Franklin

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
~Rita Rudner

My wife told me the other day that I don’t take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.
~Anonymous

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad.
~Helen Rowland

Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
~Ogden Nash

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
~Anonymous

Make love and not war. Or, find someone, marry them And you can do both!
~Anonymous

Marriage is grand. Divorce, 200 grand.
~Anonymous


“Before you got married, you were madly in love with each other. Now you will be mad at each other as well.”


“Before marrying someone, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet, just to see who they really are.”

When you meet the right woman she will sink into your arms, then your arms in her sink.
~P. Hopper

Funny Wedding Quotes from Movies

Some of the most famous films have great lines and quotes about marriage and weddings. These are just a few of our favourites that are perfect for using in a wedding toast or card message.


“Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.” ~ Wayne’s World


“Did you know that the institution of marriage was created when the average person lived to the age of 30?” ~ The Last Kiss


“We both said, ‘I do!’ and we haven’t agreed on a single thing since.” ~ So I Married an Axe Murderer


“Be excellent to each other.” ~ Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure


“Marriages don’t work when one partner is happy and the other is miserable. Marriage is about both people being equally miserable.” ~ Forget Paris


“Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage.” ~ Clue


“We were perfectly happy until we decided to live happily ever after.” ~ Sex and the City


“Husbands are like wine, they take a long time to mature.” ~ Letters to Juliet


“Marriage is like a tense, unfunny, version of “Everybody Loves Raymond”, only it doesn’t last twenty-two minutes. It last forever.” ~ Knocked Up


“A wedding is like a funeral, but with musicians.” ~ Mobsters


“I’d do anything to save my marriage but I just haven’t got the time.” ~ Sex and the Single Girl


“If you are ever with a girl that is too good for you – marry her.” ~ Valentine’s Day


“A man doesn’t know what happiness is until he’s married. By then it’s too late.” ~ The Joker is Wild


“Marriage is the Jack Kevorkian of romance.” ~ The Story of Us


“(To marry again) is the victory of optimism over experience.” ~ The Private Life of Henry VIII

Funny Marriage Quotes for Newlyweds

Newlyweds don’t know what they’ve let themselves in for! For a just married couple these quotes are the ideal way to show them the years of pain and torture they’ve signed up for!


“Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight all night.”


Always remember the three words, “Let’s go out.”


“The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.” ~ Ann Bancroft


“You don’t need to be on the same wavelength to succeed in marriage. You just need to be able to ride each other’s waves” ~ Toni Sciarra Poynter


“Marriage is all about give and take. You give him something to eat and you take some time to yourself”


Two golden rules to a happy marriage: 1. The wife is always right. 2. When you feel she is wrong slap yourself and read rule no. 1 again.


Married Life is so easy, it’s just like a walk in the park. But the problem is that the park is..’Jurassic Park!’


“Marriage marks the end of a love story and the start of a wrestling match.”


Welcome to the dangerous world of married life. It‘s too late to repent! Have an amazing journey!

Funny Husband Quotes

Husbands are often the butt of their wives jokes, so there’s no shortage of funny quotes about them. If you’re looking for a witty or hilarious quote to lampoon a husband then look no further.

“You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time – Husband!”
~Bill Maher

In our marriage everything is 50/50. I cook, he eats. I wash, we wears. I shop, he pays!
~Anonymous

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
~Maryon Pearson


“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.”


“I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.” ~ Rita Rudner


“My husband thinks I’m crazy, however he’s the one who married me.”


A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor


“Husbands are the best people to share your secrets with. They’ll never tell anyone because they aren’t even listening.”


“Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore..”

Funny Quotes about Wives

Wives are often seen as the one putting up with all the husbands nonsense in marriage. But these funny wife quotes shine a light in the hilarious escapees the fairer sex get up to in marriage.

Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
~Joey Adams

If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
~Sigmund Freud


“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.” ~ Michel de Montaigne


Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website. You understand nothing, but still you say: “I Agree!”


“Never laugh at your wife’s choices, you are one of them; Never be proud of your choices, your wife is one of them.”


“They say when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; After marriage, it is self defense.”


Marriage is a workshop – where the husband works & wife shops


“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.”


“If at first you don’t succeed.. try doing it the way your wife told you!”

Funny Positive Marriage Quotes

Amid all the jokes and Jones at husbands and wives it’s easy to forget that marriage is pretty awesome. So use these positive marriage quotes to celebrate the good in getting married.


A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person.


Love is blind. But marriage restores its sight.


A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.


Don’t marry someone you can live with, marry the person who you cannot live without.


A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know ‘What goes in it’.

funny best man speech one liners

A best man speech is a pretty nerve racking thing, right? A good way to settle those nerves and make the whole thing feel much less terrifying is to get a laugh. You relax, everyone else relaxes, and from then on you can carry on delivering the speech without any stress and do it justice. One of the best ways to get that laugh is to come up with some killer best man speech one liners. It’s not quite as easy as it sounds though, is it!

I was like you – had to give a best man speech and was terrified about it not going the way I’d planned. You might spend hours racking your brains to come up with something witty or humorous that will have people falling off their chairs in hysterics, only to realize you don’t have any ideas. Then if you do come up with some one liners you can’t even guarantee they’ll be funny. There’s still a very good chance no-one will laugh and your speech will fail completely, leaving you feeling terrible and embarrassed. This was the position I found myself in.

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Make everyone laugh like this!

Thankfully, if you’re struggling there is a much simple way. In fact you can get someone else to do all the work for you! What could be easier than that? No stress trying to think what to say, no anxiety about speaking in front of an audience, and no worry when thinking about how your speech and one liners will compare against others.

I’m sure you’ve been imagining the feeling of delivering the perfect speech; inspirational, rousing, making your best friend feel proud, but at the same time having the audience in tears from laughter. I craved this, and spent far too much time worrying about how I was going to achieve it. Then, thankfully, I found a way to remove all the fear and anxiety and deliver an amazing speech.

Best Man Wedding Speeches can provide you with a fantastic selection of the most amusing, interesting and entertaining best man speeches you’re likely to find. Not only that but you’ll also get a complete and inclusive step-by-step guide to every facet of speech writing – from the preparation and groundwork to the all important delivery. I was terrified about public speaking, my speech content, the lack of jokes.. everything! But Best Man Wedding Speeches helped me to feel confident with the speech I was going to deliver thanks to the quality of the one liners and content they provided.

It’s a no-brainer. Save yourself all the worry and hassle and get the BEST speech package available. Not only will it provide you with already written best man speeches, and jokes to go with them, but will allow you to:

  • Get 100 hilarious and entertaining toasts, jokes and one liners
  • 20 professionally written best man speeches
  • Avoid any embarrassment with theses tried and tested words
  • Overcome any nerves or fears of public speaking you may have
  • Be prepared for every situation – be it humor, emotion or substance
  • Learn the correct etiquette involved with combing the Master of Ceremonies role alongside your best man duties.
  • And most importantly – be completely prepared for giving your speech. You don’t want to leave anything to chance!

All of that and you’ll be able to modify the speeches in any way you want. There’s no rules meaning you have to stick to what has been written – change parts you’re not keen on, re-arrange the order – it’s totally up to you. It’s all incredibly simple and easy to follow, and the best man wedding speeches come professionally laid out, designed making it simple to read whilst covering everything you will need to give the perfect best man speech.

And all this with a 100% guarantee! If you aren’t satisfied and feel like it doesn’t meet what you were looking for then you can get a full refund! Satisfaction is guaranteed.

If you don’t believe me, here’s just one success story from this month alone!

Success Story Sent in by Best Man, David B. Turner (USA)

“Everyone came up to me during the reception to tell me what a wonderful speech that was.”

The speech went off without a hitch, I had to read it being that it was three pages long. I got a few laughs and a few ahhh’s for the more sentimental stuff. Everyone came up to me during the reception to tell me what a wonderful speech that was. Your program really helped me structure the speech so I am offering the final draft to your for review to add to your collection.

Thanks again,

David B. Turner
New Jersey, U.S.A

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